IS THIS HOW YOU SPELL CANNON FODDER?

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Our guildmember limit is 40 + guildlevel (currently 9), so we've got quite an army to build. If you've got a potential recruit, please refer him or her to a JTF officer.

CURRENT REQUIREMENTS TO JOIN JTF

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• ya gotta be cool. No shiny black FBI shoes, know what I'm saying?
• okay, I've been doing some thinking here, and have come to a decision: in genearl, the JTF ought to exercise a fair bit of caution in recruiting some of the younger Dofus crowd due to the somewhat counter-culture theme of our guild. We do not want some overzealous parent chasing us around and complaining to the Dofus moderators that we have corrupted the soul of their innocent little baby. And so, it is with some reluctance that I offer the following requirement: If you aren't at least 18, well you'd better be able to lie very convincingly. Please make SURE candidates for membership understand that marijuana is illegal in most places, and that the JTF is in no way connected with this awful, awful drug. We just think hemp leaves are pretty.

SOME GENERAL RECRUITING GUIDELINES

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• No strict level requirement, but I don't really think people under level 20 ought to be worried too much about having a guild affiliation. But if you find a committed noob who seems cool, well by all means, make an introduction.
• It's really hard to explain to somebody who just isn't cool that they just aren't cool, so get to know somebody before giving them an invitation. "hey can I join your whoopass guild?" is not enough.
• Eniripsas are everybody's friend.
• Pretty much anybody who's got a profession at 40+ (particularly weaponsmiths!) is a valuable asset.
• I don't particularly appreciate grotesque vulgarity for its own sake. If its funny, well, that's a different story.
• Anybody who's got some sort of oblique reference to marijuana in their name is an instant winner, boys and girls. I can't get enough of that shit.
• Yeah of course P2P is preferred. But, there's some folks who're not so fortunate as us to have access to the wonderful world of credit cards and all that jazz, and too freekin bad for them! ha, just kidding. Yeah, F2P is okay, but I mean, just as a teaser. Joining JTF should be like the last thing they're planning to do before paying for their account.
• Please direct new recruits to this webpage. Ask them to introduce themselves to whoever is currently online. At some point, they should try to get to know everybody.
• New recruits will start "On Approval" until they demonstrate their general badassery to one of the guild officiers. All new members will be given temporary control over their experience point tax as a gesture of good faith as well as be able to collect from our perceptors. These privledges may be stripped however, if they neglect to reciprocate with some appropriate contribution to the guild.